"I slept on the couch that night!"

Submitted by norma snockers

Friday, 4 September 2009

I got up at halftime and went into the bathroom to make room for some more beer. When I came out my wife said, "Did you wash your hands?" I said, "No. Why make such a big deal about it?"

"Well, you went to the bathroom, your hands are dirty," she complained, "Go back and wash them!"

"I don't know what you're complaining about, I didn't touch anything in there you haven't had in your mouth!"

I slept on the couch that night.

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