Stay Out of It!

Submitted by mumcoyote

Thursday, 19 June 2008

A ventriloquist was doing his routine at a comedy club one night and was running through a string of blonde jokes with his dummy. All of a sudden a large blonde woman stood up in the front.

"Who do you think you are sterotyping blondes like that? I ought to beat you up, little man!" the big blonde yelled.

The ventriloquist was stunned she took so much offense to the jokes and started to apologize.

"Stay out of this, Mister! This is between me and that jerk sitting on your knee!"

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