Marriage Counselling

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

After 20 years of marriage, Jacqueline and her husband Mark went to a therapist for counselling.

When asked to describe her problems, Jacqueline went into a passionate tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been together. She went on and on, speaking of neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable. It was an entire laundry list of unfulfilled needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked over to Jacqueline and, after asking Jacqueline to stand, tore open her blouse, ripped off her bra, started kissing and embracing her, then put his hands on her breasts, fondled them, and kissed them passionately.

After a side glance at her husband, he then put his hand up her skirt, ripped her panties off and fondled her wildly, while Mark watched with raised eyebrows and mouth wide open.

Jacqueline flushed, tried to cover herself with the torn blouse, then quietly sat down, as though in a total daze.

The therapist turned to Mark and said, "Now do you understand? This is what your wife needs, at least three times a week! Can you do this?"

Mark thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."

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