Mom Levels With Me

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 2 August 2009

While growing up, Mom was always telling everyone how cute I was. Then my thirty-fifth birthday came and she sat me down and leveled with me, "Son, I think you're finally ugly enough to go find your own place."

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