God and a Mortal

Submitted by birbee

Friday, 17 July 2009

Mortal: "God, what is a Million years like to you?"

God: "Like a second"

Mortal: "God, what is a Million dollars like to you?"

God: "Like a penny"

Mortal: "Can I have a penny?"

God: "Just a second."

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