"Be Finished In Just A Few Minutes!"

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 3 July 2009

I read somewhere that eagles have sex during flight and don't stop until they're finished or hit the ground and die. That's kind of the way it used to be with me and Martha. We'd be going at it heavy on the couch and if any company rang our doorbell before we finished, we'd breathlessly yell, "Come on in, the door's unlocked!"

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