I'm at the company meeting, see, and I really really need to take a leak, so I finally say, "Can we stop for a minute? I gotta piss like a Russian race horse!" Everyone laughs and the boss says, "OK, let's take ten." So I put on my saddle, gallop around the room and piss all over it. Then he has the nerve to fire me! I'm filing a report to PETA right now.
