Honeymooner Grabbing

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 9 May 2009

While on our honeymoon my wife suddenly grabbed my jewels and proclaimed, "These belong to me, to ME!" I was thrilled, but now I'm beginning to tire of it. She's started to sound like that Golem guy and his "precious" ring plus sometime she squeezes too hard and I start to LOOK like him.

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