Motorway Toilet tale

Submitted by norma snockers

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Travelling down the Motorway and needing to use the toilets, I stopped at a services area and headed to the toilets.

I was barely sitting down, when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the toilets, and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says, "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say, "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell her, "No. I'm a little busy right now!"

Then I hear the person say nervously, "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other cubicle who keeps answering all my questions!"

The sure cure---don't make mobile phone calls from the toilets.



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