"I'll do it myself!"

Submitted by norma snockers

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

So this guy goes into a whorehouse. Once in the room with the prostitute, he puts $50 on the table and drops his pants. The hooker almost faints, the guy has a 18 inch cock. She says, "Hold on pal, I'll lick it, I'll suck it, but your not sticking that in me." The man pulls up his pants and picks up his $50 and says, "Screw that, I can do that myself !"

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