The Birthday From Hell

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 15 March 2009

When I was a kid we were really poor. At my birthday party, I had to blow out some matches lit on the cake and the neighborhood kids took free rides on Uncle Leonard. After a couple dozen rides he finally had a massive heart attack and it was mass confusion as one medic shocked his chest while the other was kept busy trying to keep the kids of his back. They thought he was bucking.

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