Statistician

Submitted by norma snockers

Saturday, 14 March 2009

There was a statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to an intersection, whiz straight over it, and slow down again once he was beyond it.

One day, he took along a passenger, who was understandably unnerved by his driving style and asked him why he went so fast over intersections.

The statistics student replied, "Well, statistically speaking, you are for more likely to have an accident at an intersection, so I just make sure that I spend less time there."

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