Never Hotfoot A Drunk

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

If I had realized how very much liquor the old guy had consumed before passing out in the alley, I'd never have given him a hotfoot. At least he died in his sleep, while I'll be having nightmares over that explosion for the rest of my life.

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