Hilary Duff will be playing Bonnie Parker in a remake of "Bonnie & Clyde." When Faye Dunaway (the original Bonnie) was asked about it, she replied, "Couldn't they at least have cast a real actress?"
Hilary responded by saying, "Faye Dunaway? Oh yes isn't she that old grouchy 97-year-old has been, who has varicose veins on her lips, stretch marks on her tongue, cellulite on her vagina, dandruff on her eyelashes, and an ugly-looking tattoo of Madagascar on her ass?"
