Give Me a Burger, Fries, and a Pair of Socks

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 31 January 2009

Many companies are finding out that the only way for them to survive the economic crisis is to merge with another company. Three of the larger mergers have been AT&T with Bell South, J.P. Morgan Chase with Bank One, and Wells Fargo with Wachovia.

The latest merger talks involve Old Navy and Burger King. The concept will be a clothing store where you can buy hamburgers and fries or a hamburger restaurant where you can also buy jogging clothes and underwear.

The new company name will be 'Old Burger.'

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