Just Being Helpful

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 11 January 2009

Sometimes at a bar I'll see this guy really drunk so I'll go up to him and say something like, "Old Buddy, you're really messed up, why not give me the car keys and I'll see you safely home." Then, after I get him there and the car is really nice, I steal it just to teach him a lesson.

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