The Rude New Zealander

Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 9 January 2009

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find
that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

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