The Blonde Painter Joke

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Tuesday, 24 April 2007

An out of work blonde model decided to make some extra cash by offering her services as a maid, or home improvements, or any chores that she could be paid for.

She knocked on the door of a big house and a man appeared at the door. She told him that she was looking for work, and wondered if there was something she could do for him.

"Well, you could paint the porch. I was going to do that today, but since you're here, I'll pay you $100."

"Okay. Where's your porch?"

"Behind the house. The paint is in the shed."

The blonde goes to the back of the house and comes back a minute later, looking confused.

"Are you sure you want to paint your porch orange and purple?!"

The man says that's what he wants, so the blonde does as she's told. An hour later she approaches him and tells him that she's finished.

"I even used three coats of paint and still had paint left!"

Impressed, the man pays her the $100, and goes to the back of the house to judge her work. He's shocked to find out that the blonde has actually painted his car, instead.

"I did just like you said," the blonde states. "Oh, and by the way that's a Ferrari, not a Porch!"

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