Irishman's first baseball game

Submitted by tahlavi52

Monday, 23 April 2007

An Irishman ("Mick") goes to visit his American cousin ("Yank") for his first trip to the USA. Yank takes Mick to a Yankee game. Of course, Mick has no understanding of baseball, so Yank must explain everything.

First guy up gets a single. Mick asks "what happened?", and Yank explains: "he got a hit, so he got to run to first base". Next guy up gets a single also. Mick's starting to get the hang of this game, and says: "I know, he got a hit, and got to run to first base!"

Next guy up walks, on 4 balls. Mick needs an explanation, and asks Yank what happened. Yank says: "he got four balls, so he got to walk to first base".

Mick, with extreme enthusiasm jumps up and screams: "WALK WITH PRIDE, MAN !!"

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