You can't take it with you

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Saturday, 21 April 2007

On his deathbed, a husband tells his wife that he wants to take all of his money with him; all $50 million, to which she reluctantly agrees.

On the day of the funeral, the ceremony proceeds until the point at which the undertaker is ready to close the coffin lid.

"WAIT!" cries the wife. "I have just one more request to fulfil for my dear husband!"

The undertaker allows her to approach, and watches as she bends over her late husband, kisses him on the forehead, and places a piece of paper inside his suit pocket.

Curious the undertaker asks what was on the paper.

"My husband wanted to him take his money with him, so I deposited his $50 million into my own bank account. If he can find a way to cash it, he can spend it."

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