Submitted by Rusty

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

A woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks, "Are they twins?"

"No," the woman responds, surprised. "One is 7, the other is 9. Do they look alike?"

The shopkeeper shrugs his shoulders and says "No, I just can't believe someone as ugly as you got laid twice!"

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