Five blondes

Submitted by Rusty

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

A blind guy feels his way into a bar unaware that it's a lesbian hangout.

He sits on a stall and orders his beer, and then says "Anybody want to hear a good blonde joke?"

The barmaid replies "You're obviously blind so you better know, I'm blonde six foot three and a judo champion.

The bouncer is a blonde too, she's six foot three and 280lbs, and a karate black belt.

Sitting directly behind you are three of the biggest and toughest women wrestlers you could find, and they're all blondes too.

Do you still want to tell your blonde joke?"

The blind man replies, "Hell no, not if I've got to explain it five times!"

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