Dyslexic diseases

Submitted by Rusty

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place.
They're undressing and he drops his trousers.

She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened.

He says 'When I was young I contracted kneesles'.
She says 'You mean measles'.

He says 'No, I actually got kneesles'.

She shrugs and continues undressing.

When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes
and asks about them.

He says 'Shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'.
She says 'You mean polio?'

He says 'No, I got toelio'.

She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts.

She looks at his tiny prick and says 'Don't tell me -
you contracted smallcox'.

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