A man reluctantly attends a laywer's funeral expecting to be one of the only people there, and is suprised to see a huge turnout for this terrible man. He turns to the people around him.
"Why are you all at this lawyer's funeral?" he asks.
A man turns towards him and says, "We''re all clients."
"And you ALL came to pay your respects?"
"No, we came to make sure he was really dead."
