Angeles City, Phillipines. Retired Australian mine worker, as much sophistication as a rutting hog, wanders home from the bar in the early evening following his regular afternoon drinking session.
His wife is in the kitchen, doing a one-handed stir-fry, young child perched on her hip. Husband comes in "Hello darlin' gimme a kiss", and starts slobbering over her, having a grope.
"Will you stop that, I'm trying to get dinner ready, " she scolds him.
He starts the groping game once more.
"You're nothing but an old drunk, a pervert and a paedophile," she shouts, prompting him to cease his groping and take a step back.
"I'm a WHAT?" he asks her.
"A drunk, a pervert and a paedophile!" she howls back.
"A paedophile eh? Now that's a pretty big word for a thirteen-year-old."