Penis Stretcher From China

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 23 November 2008

Here's a tip: Don't order a penis-stretcher from China. Mine turned out to be something called "Chinese Handcuffs" and I wound up in the emergency room with one finger in one end and me privates hung in the other. No matter how hard I pulled, it wouldn't let go. Well, at least it cheered up all car crash victims.


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