My wife is never happy

Submitted by witness2history

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Wife : You never look at me any more

Husband : Yes I do

Wife : Tell me what's different today

Husband : You've had a haircut?

Wife : No

Husband : New shoes?

Wife : No

Husband : You've lost weight, you look great on it!

Wife : No

Husband : A new dress?

Wife : No i told you you never look

Husband : O.K. you win what is it?

Wife : I'm wearing a gas mask

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