Wife : You never look at me any more
Husband : Yes I do
Wife : Tell me what's different today
Husband : You've had a haircut?
Wife : No
Husband : New shoes?
Wife : No
Husband : You've lost weight, you look great on it!
Wife : No
Husband : A new dress?
Wife : No i told you you never look
Husband : O.K. you win what is it?
Wife : I'm wearing a gas mask