A man brings his purebred Poodle, Henri, to a Dog Show, and his dog performs every trick and obstacle course perfectly, only to lose to a German Shepard. After the Dog Show is over, the annoyed Owner of the Poodle confronts a judge that gave him a low score for the final competition, which led to his defeat.
"I want to know why you gave my beloved Henri such a low rating for the skills competition! Didn't you like his little dance?"
The Judge shook his head, and admits that he didn't, and thinks Henri the Poodle isn't such a good dancer.
"What makes you say that?!" demands the outraged Owner.
To which the Judge replies, "For starters he's got two left feet!"
