An American is visiting the Philippines and is part of a bus tour, and while the Tour Guide tells the group about all the Filipino sights, the American is bragging about his own country.
"You call that a restaurant?! It can only fit 10 people! Where I'm from, 300 people can fill up just the bar!"
"What kind of car is that?! Don't you guys drive new American-made cars?"
"I've seen better hotels on 'The Flintstones' cartoon! That one looks like it's ready to fall over!"
These are just some of the things the American is saying, annoying the Tour Guide, and even the other tourists. Finally the Guide has had enough.
"Big deal, mister! My country isn't as rich as your country, but we've put a lot of money into our space program!"
"The Philippines has a space program?! So, you're just going to go to the Moon, after America, Russia, and China have already done that?" asks the American.
"Who cares about the Moon?!" boasts the Guide. "When our spaceship goes up into space, we're going to land it on the Sun!"
The American is shocked. "The Sun?! You can't do that! You'll burn up before you even get close to it!"
The Guide shakes his head, laughing. "What? Do you think we're crazy? We're going to land on the Sun at night time!"