One Last Trump Joke

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Sunday, 6 June 2021

"'You suck, Mr. President' was written in pee in the snow on the White House lawn, sir," a White House aide tells the President.
"This is an outrage! I want to know who did this! I'm being treated badly!"
"Actually, sir," says the aide, "we've already done a DNA analysis on the urine and it matches that of the Vice-President!"
"Pence wrote 'You suck, Mr. President' with his pee in the snow?! That's terrible! I'm going to fire him!"
"Actually, it's worse than that, Mr. President," the aide tells him. "Handwriting analysis matches that of the First Lady!"

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