Good News And Bad News From The Doctor

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Sunday, 6 June 2021

A man goes to his doctor and the prognosis isn't good.
"But, I do I have good news and bad news to give you," the Doctor tells the man.
"I'll get the bad news first," says the man.
"I'm sorry, but your cancer has spread all through your body at an accelerated rate. I'm afraid you have just 3 months to live.
"That's terrible! What's the good news?!"
The Doctor tells him, "Did you see my new lovely, young receptionist when you came in here?"
"Yes, she smiled at me."
"The one with the sexy lips and beautiful cat-like green eyes?"
"Yes."
"The one with the big boobs, long legs, and long blonde hair?"
"Yes!"
The Doctor leans forward and tells the man, "I'm sleeping with her!"

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