Pick A Sheep, Any Sheep

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Friday, 21 May 2021

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

"Hey, Mister Shepherd, if I guess how many sheep you have, can I keep one?"

The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. "Okay. Give it a try, miss."

She looks at all of the sheep and then blurts out "261!"

He's stunned. "That's incredible! That's the exact number of sheep I have! Well, a deal is a deal. Pick any sheep that you want."

"I'll take this brown one," she says, giggling and pointing at one. "It's the cutest!"

"Okay, lady, now it's my turn." says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

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