I Hate My Nickname!

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Tuesday, 24 November 2020

A bunch of friends are getting together over some beers, when the subject of nicknames comes up.
A guy named Rick boasts, "I was called 'The Flash', because I was the fastest player on my high school football team!"
Another guy admits, "All my friends liked to call be 'Tony Meatballs', because I'm Italian."
And another friend tells the group, "That's nothing! My wife's nickname for me is 'Sexy Hunk'! All I have to do is hear her call out, 'C'mere, you Sexy Hunk!' from the bedroom, and I know I'm in for a good time!"
The three friends look at the fourth guy in the group, but he's sitting there silent with a frown on his face.
"What's your nickname, Larry?" asks Tony Meatballs.
"I never had a nickname in school, but my wife gave me one and I hate it!"
"What is it?" asks Tony.
"She likes to call me 'Jack'. Everytime we have sex and she goes crazy, she calls out, 'Ooooh, Jack! Yes, Jack, yes!"
"That's weird," Tony admits.
"You're telling me! Jack's my brother's name!"

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