A tramp is sitting on a corner by the side of a highway. A chauffeur-driven limousine pulls up waiting to turn. In the back seat is a big fat businessman smoking a cigar. The tramp taps on the window. Without looking at the tramp, the fat guy winds down the window. The tramp leans inside and says, "Can you spare a few dollars for a cup of coffee, please?" Still not looking at the tramp, the fat guy says, "Neither a borrower or a lender be - William Shakespeare." The fat guy then winds his window closed. The tramp taps on it again, and the fat guy, still not looking at the tramp, winds the window down. The tramp leans inside and says, "Fuck you - D.H. Lawrence."