Four Crap Man Utd Gags...

Submitted by Scooter Nairns

Tuesday, 10 November 2020

I was walking through the park last night and a football lands right in front of me.
I looked round and Rashford and Maguire were standing there...
"Can we have our ball back, mister?"
= 'Beg For It'
"Marcus will just write you a letter..."


I was walking through the park last night, and a football lands right in front of me.
I looked round and Rashford and Maguire were standing there...
"Can we have our ball back, mister?"
= 'Can we have our £340million back for the school dinners?'
"That's not ours though..."
= Hssssssssssssssssssss!<bursts>


I was walking through the park last night, and a football lands right in front of me.
I looked round and Rashford and Maguire were standing there...
"Can we have our ball back, mister?"
= 'Try and take it off me!'
"Nah, Harry's in enough trouble!"


I was walking through the park last night, and a football lands right on top of me.
I looked round and Rashford and Maguire were standing there...
"Can we have our ball back, mister?"
= 'That hit me!'
"POGBA DONE IT!"

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