A Sobering Thought...

Submitted by Scooter Nairns

Tuesday, 3 November 2020

Three guys are walking through the plains and get captured by the Indians. The chief tells them that they are about to be tied to a tree and shot through the heart by their deadliest bow and arrow specialist.

While tied to the tree, each man can have one last request. The first man asks for a wee dram. He polishes it off, then the archer steps up and fires a shot right through the man's heart.

The second man is tied to the tree, and asks for a pint of cold lager. He polishes it off, then the archer, again, fires a shot right through the man's heart.

The third man is tied to the tree, the chief asks what his last request is, and he asks for his aftershave from his bag. The chief looks confused, but gives the man his aftershave, and he takes a gulp, then splashes the rest of the bottle all over himself.

The deadly archer steps up, fires his shot, and it bounces off the guy and hits the ground. The chief is shocked as the archer has never failed. The archer fires again. This time it pings off the guy's chest and bounces back, just misses the archer. The chief can't believe it. The Indian tribe look on in astonishment, and then the chief tells the guy, if the archer misses again, it is tribe law he has to be set free....

Up steps the archer and fires a shot right over the man's head!

True to their word, the man is set free. As the man is walking away, the chief asks him what kind of aftershave it was.

"ARAMIS!" he smiles.

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