A drunken Irishman was walking home from the tavern, clearly under the weather, when he encountered a fellow stuck by the side of the road working on his Mercedes Benz. "What's the trouble?" asked the drunk. "Piston broke" said the other man.
The drunk quickly replied "Aye, so am I."
Drunk Irishman
Submitted by whatinthe world
Monday, 2 November 2020