A Nut Cracker...

Submitted by Scooter Nairns

Wednesday, 14 October 2020

This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. Whilst he's waiting, the small bowl of peanuts starts talking to him.

"You're a really good person!"
"I like your shirt!"
"You look great! Have you been working out?"

The barman comes back with the drink.

"Hey, what's up with these peanuts?" says the guy.

"Oh, they're complimentary!"

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