How many distracted people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, that's easily answered, because...wait, did I pay my phone bill? I think I did. I should check. Um, so it'll take...hey, Gary needs to mow his lawn. It's such a mess. And he thinks his place looks better than mine?! What a joke. Oh, yeah, the joke. Light bulbs. I need one in the bedroom. One's burnt out and I can't find my socks in there these days. Just one sock and no match. Why is that? They can't be in the laundry, because I did the laundry last month. So, back to the joke. It takes...hey, maybe I should check my Facebook. See if Gary got my funny cat video. Gary likes cats. Hey, what's that?! Squirrel!"
