My Mate

Submitted by armfeetandtoe

Tuesday, 28 April 2020

I was working with my mate, laying a wooden floor.
He got a bit edgy, so I asked what was wrong.

"Don't like wooden floors, son," he said.
"Why?" I enquired
"It nearly done my brother in," he replied.
"How did a wooden floor nearly do your brother in?" I asked.
"Well, if he hadn't have had a rope round his neck, when that trap door opened, he would have broken both legs."

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