(With apologies to Joyce Kilmer)
I think that I shall never see
Someone as dumb as Donald T.
Someone whose angry mouth is prest
Against the mic in his slugfests.
Someone who looks at God all day
(Who in disgust just looks away!).
A man who daily blows hot air
And tweets (too often) “So unfair!”
Inside whose small and petty brain
His fizzing thoughts compete in vain.
Spoofs are made by fools like me,
But what damn fool made Donald T?