Three new mothers sat nursing their babies in a shared wardroom.
The first one looked at the other two, and said, "When I gave birth to my first baby, my husband bought me a new car."
"That's nice", said the third one. "Ooh, cor", said the second one, nodding. Not to be outdone, she brushed her hair back. "When I gave birth to my first, my husband bought me a trip to Hawaii."
"That's nice" said the third. The first and second leaned over and said, "What did you get, dear?"
Slightly distraught, the third woman, snapping her gum, pushed her glasses up onto the bridge of her nose, and exhaled, longsufferingly. Then she smiled.
"My husband bought me charm school lessons", she said, suddenly....."So I could learn how to say, "that's nice", instead of "f - you."