The Imaginary Candy Bar

Submitted by Ralph E. Shaffer

Wednesday, 24 April 2019

"Gee, this is a great candy bar," Etaoin Shrdlu said, mostly to himself, as this exile sat in the Venezuelan embassy's lounge in Ottawa.

"I don't see any candy bar," said an astonished deputy ambassador.

"You're right, but I craved one so much that I'm pretending it's there. It's a fignewton of my imagination."

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