The chocoholic's addiction at last had its effect, requiring a trip to the emergency room. He craved cocoa in any form. All those chocolate malts and shakes, an unbelievable amount of hot chocolate, numerous chocolate candy bars, and double decker boxes of chocolate at Christmas, Easter and at birthday parties took their toll.
The Doctor was blunt. "This stuff is killing you. I told you to stop long ago, but you didn't. Now it may be too late. Your colon is encrusted with this junk."
Patient: "But what do I have, Doc? What do you call this disease?"