Trump Steals U.S. Constitution in Broad Daylight

Submitted by C/L

Wednesday, 3 April 2019

When a tourist witnessing the theft of the Constitution of the United States from the Capitol rotunda by Donald Trump, asked a nearby Capitol policewoman, " Why is the President allowed to just steal the Constitution, like that?" the policewoman replied, "Because as the Attorney General has instructed us; The President can't commit a crime."

To which the tourist replied, "Oh, I get it; Just like we're supposed to believe that the Emperor is wearing clothes."

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