The USC Admissions Scandal as Seen from UCLA

Submitted by Ralph E. Shaffer

Wednesday, 20 March 2019

Why would anyone pay 50 cents, let alone $500,000, to get a kid into USC?

If it takes half a million to enter SC, what's it cost to get a diploma?

The lyrics used to be: "Time out for old SC, we've got to pay the referee." Change that last word to "college admissions counselor."

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