Trying to Write With a Broken Pencil is Pointless

Submitted by Al N.

Saturday, 26 January 2019

It's not true that a ham sandwich walked into a bar, only to be told by the bartender, "Sorry, we don't serve food here." However, it is true that the scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field!

I sincerely hope I die in my sleep, not screaming and crying like my grandmother's passengers.

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