Long before he entered politics, a young Don Trump played bass fiddle for the Wall Street Dynamiters. When he arrived half-an-hour late to rehearsal for their upcoming gig, he was greeted with cat calls from his fellow musicians. Not only was he late, but, after he arrived, Trump spent ten more minutes fiddling with his instrument, attaching one end of several wires to each string, with the other ends secured to batteries located inside the fiddle.
"What's up with all the wires?" asked the puzzled drummer.
"They do it in politics and it works, so I'm energizing my bass."
