Trump and Stevie Wonder met at a golf tournament and Trump said to Stevie, "Do you make it to a lot of golf tournaments Stevie?"
"Yes, but I like playing even more!" replied Stevie
"How in the world do you, a blind man, play golf?" countered Trump.
"Easy" said Stevie. "I have a guy go to the green and holler and I just shoot in that direction!"
"Did you know I'm one of the best players in the world?" asked Trump.
"I'll bet you a million dollars I can beat you!" said Stevie.
Trump could hardly believe his good fortune. He quickly agreed to the match and then asked, "When shall we meet for our game?"
"Any night you choose!" said Stevie.