Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick of Texas says that the shooting last week at Santa Fe and other school shootings elsewhere were caused by:
"Adderall, abortions, hairbands and halter tops, too many windows and exits at schools, vaping, violent video games, online Solitaire, hip hop, the morning after pill, Hollywood, Bollywood, East Coast liberals who own guns and don’t lock them up, the new math, the old math, abacuses, secular humanism, koala bears, lack of prayer in public schools, gangs, environmentalism . . . but not guns."
No, never guns. It can’t be guns. That would be wrong . . . .
